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08.06.2025 23:55

Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Heart Disease: What You Eat Matters More Than Cutting Carbs, Fat - Healthline
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Google’s Pixel 10 phones will reportedly launch on August 13th - The Verge
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Simone Biles spars with Riley Gaines on social media over trans athlete debate - New York Post
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Nintendo has replaced the longtime voice of Peach and Toad - Polygon
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Trump tariffs expected to dampen global economic growth, OECD says - The Washington Post
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
When does a woman know she is cumming?
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
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Is the Chinese economy currently collapsing? If not, what could potentially cause it to collapse?